February 2012
fuckyeah-animalcrossing:
junetown:
ah yes what nice day outsi-
HEY
HEY HOW’S IT GOING CAN I COME IN
This needs to be brought back
“If only i had checked myself”
– guy who wrecked himself (via blowhan)
dudewheresmytardis:
there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
Watchrazzledazzy:
sassy-lesbian-vriska:
zeoia:
heavykitty:
tumblino:
eleuin:
lungs-:
globosgrandes:
yeezytaughtme:
1612th:
a living example of the American education system’s success
kill me
good!
omg
weeping quietly
jesus lord
what the shit
what even is this
what the hell are you even talking about
omg someone get her a hamburger and sit her down and teach her a...
Do it do it do it!
spaceballs-the-url:
fuckyesbitches:
I will write about the following, anonymous or not leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear ex boyfriend
Dear future boyfriend
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush
merrr
devil music: never stop running suicide is bullshit believe in who you are you are worth it take no one's shit okay you are amazing
accepted music: you a stupid hoe i get high yeah i smoke weed so what fuck the haters i is who i is you can't control me
What is all this new nonsense?
I don’t approve.
businesswitheddroste:
t-hommus:
shorturl:
Scientists have discovered a serious leak in Trafalgar Square fountain
serious leak
people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.
thetimetier:
people who use “sweetheart” in arguments
ainsleylaughingalonewithsalad:
“i’m hilarious” i whisper to myself as i continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
