December 2011
africans:
yo mama’s so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever and its very inspirational good for her
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
Should I make myself a tuna sandwich?
I’m very hungry and I can’t get that thought out of my head. :I
girl: wow i seriously hate two faced people
nearby are conjoined twins, who silently weep together upon overhearing
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
People in fandoms take apart stories more than...
English Teacher: The curtains were blue to show the depressing feelings the character was feeling.
Writer: The curtains were blue because I like blue curtains...
Fandom: The curtains were blue because they reminded him of the blue trench coat his best friend used to wear. Because truly, deep down in his heart, he loved that man more than a best friend. He loved him and he completed him. Now that he's gone, all he has to remember him by is those blue curtains.
Writer: I JUST LIKE BLUE CURTAINS OKAY! GOD!
Death in D.Gray-Man
Character: Dies
Other Characters: They're dead.
Internet: They're dead.
Fandom: They're dead.
Logic: They're dead.
Hoshino:
Everyone Else:
Hoshino:
Everyone Else:
Hoshino:
Everyone Else:
Hoshino: They aren't dead.
mochatykoi:
b2stly:
everyone can draw so well and i’m here like
GPOY
neonpanda asked: I WAS NOT
neonpanda asked: i was wearing a dress!!!
neonpanda asked: no, i am not naked xD