February 2012
jesuschapstick:
so i stood up and told that teachin’ lady
the only three letters i need to know are u s and a
R.I.P To the 31 U.S. Troops who were killed in a...
gaymzee:
please don’t tell knock-knock jokes i am a door and it offends me
codons:
It was all because of your because of your no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.
Tumblr Staff: A New Policy Against Self-Harm Blogs →
carasurl:
staff:
One of the great things about Tumblr is that people use it for just about every conceivable kind of expression. People being people, though, that means that Tumblr sometimes gets used for things that are just wrong. We are deeply committed to supporting and defending our users’ freedom of speech,…
THIS IS SO GREAT.
Yesyesyes I so approve.
me: i'll do it in five minutes
me: shit, it's been an hour already?
me: i'll do it in five minutes
trumpet-corgi:
annawintour:
people who don’t clear unused seconds on the microwave
My sister does this on purpose because I throw a fit when it happens
